The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to read as fast as light when you can't read

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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the power to create an army of imaginary friends out of real friends.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!