The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to live.

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The power of exact change

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The power to eat soap.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to lower your own ego.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!