The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to look at Sun.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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the power to make glass clear

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The power to swim on land

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the power die if you think.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to make snow yellow

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75% levitation

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The ability to police irony

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!