The power to levitate only down stairs

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the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to have cancer.

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The power to eat soap.

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to piss people off.

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The power of exact change

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!