The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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To stab Djones

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!