The power to do something for 8 hours and still have to do it the next day.

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The ability to be heard in space

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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to poop a penny every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!