The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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The power to catch all 493 pokemon.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to see the present.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to take your talent to anywhere you want

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!