The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to change your mind

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The power of missing a finger.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!