The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

anything Aquaman does

The power to wet yourself at will.

to be able to walk on water for 2minutes at a time

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to make cats burp.

The power to swallow instead of spit

The power to lick your balls.

The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

The power to time travel to the present moment

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

the power to always hug people

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to lick your own tongue

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!