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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.
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The ability to talk to dust mites.
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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.
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the power to dodge cars only when they are parked
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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.
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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews
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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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The power to turn cancer into aids.
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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.
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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.
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the ability to pee in your own butt.
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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....
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The power to appear dancing like a girl at the background of every Justin Bieber "music" "video"
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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.
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The superpower to think that you have a superpower
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The ability to think of an ability - JW
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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.
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The power to give someone the power to give the power.
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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.
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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by
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Poop
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!