The power to dance excellently each time there is music... either you want to or not.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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the power to kiss your own ass

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A cat with human-like reflexes.

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To be able to summon old people

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to turn toast back into bread

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to stop a sneeze before it happens.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to change the color of the hair on your right buttocks to any color that starts with B.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!