The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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the power to put paper to your nose and blow strange liqeud type substance into it.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to stick peanut butter to the roof of your mouth while wearing dentures

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Ability to Fly!...a plane

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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solar powered night-vision

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!