the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to put it in Lady Gaga's pooper.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to throw a boomerang without it coming back.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The ability to not lose the game.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!