The power to never come into existence

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be dead

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to fold paper seven times

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to read people's minds, but only in the voice of Gilbert Gottfried

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to fail at life

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!