the power the convince people if they agree

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to lose this power.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to walk an inch above land but only on labor day

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to annoy people with saying the same meme to then(Examples: WHAT ARE THOOSE,21 etc.)...

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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the ability to eat three tons of dirt

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!