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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.
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The power to get shot when you're alone
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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.
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The power to make fish drown.
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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.
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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time
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The power to see into the present
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The Power to beat a Mairo game
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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.
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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht
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Wait this isn't pornhub!?
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the power to change people socks on command
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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.
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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.
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The power to give the wrong directions
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The power to manage Chelsea FC
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.
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THe ability to see though walls but only when their glass.
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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter
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Menstrual blood bending!
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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.
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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.
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The power to write pointless superpowers
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!