The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to be a gamer

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to get arrested

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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the power to change the colour of your urine

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!