The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to become black!

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!