the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to lick your balls.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to defecate while standing up...

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!