The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to waste money

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!