A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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the power to understand gibberish written backwards and in binary code

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the power to be like charlie sheen and relize that my score is 0

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To call me maybe

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to burst into flames (Like the Human Torch), but immediately burn to death after doing so.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!