My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The ability to look at someone and die.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to breathe slightly faster

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to look at Sun.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!