The power to have bad luck!

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the power to fail

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to gain 10 pounds whenever you eat something

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The power to change your urine to any color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!