The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The ability to scratch your balls telepathically.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power to turn invisible except for your fingers and toes.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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The ability to turn into a really comfortable chair FOREVER.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to be a common person

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!