The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

The power to be gay on command.

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The power to make a pointless superpower.

The power to skip the Kripp.

The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

The power to stay a virgin

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power to create bad superpowers

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

the power to fly while under water

Power that makes you perfect in being useless

The power to think of your death and then you die.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!