The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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the power die if you think.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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A power level of under 9000.

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the power to see the present

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to go hibernate at winter.

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The ability to reduce the value of a penny.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to enlarge your penis to any size, but only you can see it.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to never have fun...never.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!