The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!