The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to be a gamer

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to kill anyone just by threatening them with slavery and death and leaving foot and fingerprints all around their place. Moral: THREATEN MY PEOPLE WITH SLAVERY AND DEATH! THIS IS SPARTA!

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!