The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to potato.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to jump face first

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The power to have no power.

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to instantaneously switch hats.

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!