The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Steel kidneys

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to circumcise yourself

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to smell any flower from the 15th century once a year.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!