The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to make ocean waves with your mind, but only when the waves are coming in....

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power of having two left hands.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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the power to get a massive headache whenever you look at toast

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to read

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!