The power to sneeze with your eyes open.

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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DE POWER TO SPELL WRIGHT LOL LAOM FOTOSINSISES

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!