The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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the ability bend your legs in a perfect circle

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The power of not knowing

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to be a human

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The power to get arrested

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!