The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to even

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to make food shrimp.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!