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a power to turn liquid into goo!
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The capability to draw penises very well
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The power to have a super power,
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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.
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the power to die
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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump
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The power to attract lightning strikes to yourself.
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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man
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The power to go blind at will.
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The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park
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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.
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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed
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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised
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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols
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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.
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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.
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the power to kill yourself
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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water
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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks
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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.
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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public
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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun
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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.
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The power to sing but your mute
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!