The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to go slower than a snail :l

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

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The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to pee ants.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to bleed anally at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!