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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.
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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.
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The power to transform into yourself.
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the power to not have power
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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.
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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full
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the power to glow in the light
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the power to know black lives do NOT matter
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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams
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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea
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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.
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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car
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The power to speak using their mouth
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The power to burn the sun.
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The power to breath underwater only when on land.
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The power to get thumbs down.
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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The power to speak brail.
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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.
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The power to be stupid
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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The power to invent things as soon as you see them
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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.
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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!