The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The Power to beat a Mairo game

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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The power to transform into a bucket of water.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to fly but only in your room

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the ability to type slower.

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To call me maybe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!