The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to shit delicious food.

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x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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teleport to the place where you stand

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!