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The power to read the TV
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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.
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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future
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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)
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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.
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the ability to manually control your breathing
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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.
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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.
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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.
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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.
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The superpower to die in a 1 second.
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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.
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The power to see through bones.
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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye
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The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.
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The power to turn into a plant cell
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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored
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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat
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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened
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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries
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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?
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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!