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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to walk through air.

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.

The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

The power to shit on command.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

The Superpower to sleep at night.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

The power to make anything into toilet paper.

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!