the ability to levitate your keft side of your body

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to troll.

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The power to break bones at will.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!