The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

Being able to fly.... in the water.

The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

The power to think of a funny power

The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

The power to run at walk speeds.

The power to not see anything

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

The power to control the weather, but only in space

the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

lol

power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to make Dylan Zona trip on everything when he walks and falls face first I to a pile of shit

The ability to drop everything you hold

The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!