The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to initiate hiccoughing at will.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to make me a sandwich without first being instructed.

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to see through thin air

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to metabolize alcohol faster than you can consume it.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!