The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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The ability to stop time, but not start it agian.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!