The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The ability to turn incredibly ugly in a beauty padgent

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The power to like any show

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The ability to not be Batman

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to do everything that you can do.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!