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the power to think of powers
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the power to hate nature
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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive
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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.
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The power to uncontrollably go blind
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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)
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The power to sing with your buttcheeks
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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.
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The power to see through glass
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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people
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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power
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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.
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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers
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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.
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The ability to perpetually masturbate.
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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way
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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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ability to run very fast without stopping forever
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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.
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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals
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The ability to open a door that was already open.
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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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The power to not do it.
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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!