The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to be poor for life

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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!