The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power to smell WiFi Signals

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

The power of making toast land butter-side up

the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

the ability to die at will, just by blinking

The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

The power to throw Go stones to the board so that thei form the word 'Go'

the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

the power to shit shards of glass

The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!