Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The ability to be invicible, only when you commit a suicide.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to wake up one second earlier than everyone else.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to have any computer in the world but it has to be before the 1990.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!