The power to make yourself deaf.

The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

The ability to part...hair.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to rotten food.

thee power to not eat but still starve

The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

The power to go part way through walls

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The power to shit without squinting.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!