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the power to be allergic to every thing
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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.
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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.
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The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.
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the power to not have super powers...
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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted
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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.
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A cat with human-like reflexes.
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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt
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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.
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Being only half invisible.
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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.
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The power of eating from ears.
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the power to pee for longer then a normal person
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!
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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you
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The power to suck your own dick, by growing and shrinking your p3nis.
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The power to only be obesely fat.
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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.
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The ability to always be fashionable late
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LIME
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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat
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the ability to see through air
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!