the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to Shape shift into Bread. No consciousness of any kind, just bread, unable to change back.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Grass eating

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!