The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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the power to talk to your elbow

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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the power to give your mom amazing orgasms by doing her analy

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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i like pie.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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The power to be normal.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!