The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The power to stop time, but it works only for yourself.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to teleport small dogs

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power to attract flying frisbees to your own nose

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!