Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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i dont believe in anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesnt die
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The power to think normally whilst in a lot of pain
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UHHHHH.... That's CAlled A Period (girl stuffs)
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The power to turn into a wolf but at 25:pm
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The power to fly if you're not waring titanium shoes
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the power to die if your not near at least 20 flies
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le pouvoir de parler français
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you would maby die so ya cool
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The power to make cupcakes .1 percent faster.
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wait, my mom and girlfriend have that.....WOWZERS!!!! THEY ARE SUPERHERO'S
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The power to make Pointless Superpowers.
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da powr to pitt onn otO corrct
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Also be a real bitch
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I don't know how to post my own superpower so I'll post is here. To have the power to kill anyone, but only after they're dead.
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Periods in a nutshell
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The power of changing any money you want to use into monopoly money
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The power to get fatter every day.
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how can i make my own pointless superpowers?
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all girls do that
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No offence to th person who made this but, I bet you wrote that because you do that yourself. LIVE WITH IT!
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The power to fly in water
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The power to furiously carp your pants when your name is called
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The Power to pass your superpower onto others.
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Well, given that this is tied into the fact that we are one of the only species on the planet that has a monthly reproductive cycle rather than a yearly one, which, in turn, gives us much greater lifestyle flexibility and has partially led to us being the dominant species on the the planet, yeah, PRETTY GODDAMN AWESOME POWER.
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The power to be able to be able to be invincible, but only if you are dead.
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To skip school with butter when you don't have it on a Sunday 😶
super power of not having any super powers
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the super power to make food turn into air
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The power to teleport anyone into a giant blender to blend them, but only when the person is unblendable or when the blender is very weak.
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the power the walk on water while drowning
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the power to kill yourself anytime you step
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The power to turn into a Pokémon, but only if the Pokémon is a Level 100 Magikarp.
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THE POWER TO TURN OFF CAPS LOCK

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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