The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.

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Absolute Defeatability- the power to be defeated by any and all things physical and nonphysiological.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to lactate air.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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The power to dickfart.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!