the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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Laser pointer vision.

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the power to see through windows

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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Possess irresistible pheromones that only work on male razorback gorillas.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to control mealworms

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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the power to make a pussy taste like a pizza pussy flavored

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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Farting at will

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!