The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The powers of findinf Waldo everywhere but in his books

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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the super power of being a housewife..

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Night vision that only works during the day

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!