The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

Reverse Pooping

The power to speak one language fluently.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The power to cry sulfuric acid.

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

the power to beathe

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to have a seat right over there.

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power think five times slower.

the power to poo pineapples

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!