The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

To change your eye colour when ever you want

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

the power to dance in the dark

Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

the power of superspeed but only backwards

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

X ray vision on chairs

the power to turn food into shit

The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

The power to move through light at the speed of time

The power to turn into a magikarp

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to be a dick.

the power to turn wine into water.

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!