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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.
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The ability to spit mouthwash
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The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.
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The power to believe it's not butter
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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew
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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.
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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.
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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.
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The power to make infinite paper clips.
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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.
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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand
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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing
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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.
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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.
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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE
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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.
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The power to be superman with no power's
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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.
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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.
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The ablity to hate everything.
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The power to become invincible when you're dead
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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.
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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!