The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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THE SUPER FRIENDS HEROES LEAGUE OF SUPER HEROES OF LESSER USEFUL HEROES! KNIGHT FARTSALOT!: Fear my methane! You and me in one small room for 3 days and you will faint for sure! Uncle Diabeetush: Save their parents Captain! Ill take care of their children! Captain Novolin: I have great sugar level control! Help me! Evil Mistress Sugarpie is too sweet! Runald MagnifiCient Donalds: HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR HAMBARGAR WOOOOO! I keep American people from starvation! Remember kids less than 250 pounds counts as starvation! And their LEADER... MORAL MAN!: The hell am I introducing myself here for? Damn you Subconscious! How can you expect people to understand my genius of putting myself here! They are morons! Oh... hi everybody.. wazzup?

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to make tea appear at will

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The Power to give this a thumbs up.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to turn justin beiber into a girl

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!