The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The ability to eat your self up when out of food.

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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the power to die

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!