I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

The power to touch the ground using only your feet

Aweonao

The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The ability to turn into a tree in the amazon rain forest everytime you burn your pinky finger.

The power of women's rights.

you do not need to eat but you have to sit

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

The power to have the longest little finger

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!