the ability to lie and never be believed

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to shrink 0.1 millimeter or grow 0.1 millimeter

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to see through windows

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!