The power to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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the ability to sing like t-pain without the autotune

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!