The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to vomit every time you look at a cat.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the power to get in the van

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!