The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Power to not have any power.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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the power to be a snail when ever you think a bout snails but you CANT transform back

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

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The power to crap without pissing.

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!