The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to melt plastic by standing perfectly still for a month.

The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

the power to sneeze whenever you want

the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

The power to be fireproof under water

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

the power to say candlejack and li

The power to have no powers

The ability to smell colors.

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to get in the van

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!