The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

The power to think you have powers.

The power to do your homework.

The power to have children at will.

the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

the power to be super ugly

The ability to turn into an embryo

The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

The power to turn any object into food

the power to increase the price of houses but only those you want to buy!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!