the power to fly while under water

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Be invincible...but only when you're NOT in danger.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to be a gamer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!