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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%
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the power to be obama only if your obama
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the abilty to be lynched at will
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The power to fly, but only when you're in water
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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.
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The power to pronounce the word "rural."
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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever
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The ability to stand straight up from a lying position, Dracula style
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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.
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The power to believe I type actual morals. Moral: At horsehead network? Now please go look for prostitutes at a church or astronauts under the sea you fucklng ass and blahblah!
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the power to talk to people off long distances,but only with communicational devices.
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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes
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The power to see your neck without a mirror
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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?
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Immunity to medication
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The ability to have an acid flashback everytime your at a redlight.
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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer
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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.
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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.
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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.
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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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The power to speak Braille.
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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.
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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!