The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to RickRoll yourself.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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32% Levitation.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to become yourself

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to fall up.

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!