the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to poop AAA batteries when you only need AA's.

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to never have fun...never.

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the power to charge car batteries.

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!