the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to burn the sun.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to speak brail.

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power to be stupid

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!