the power of being republican

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to make dead batteries appear.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to speak Braille.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The power to see through walls but only if they're clear glass walls.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!