The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

The power to realize that the "newest" section of both pointless superpowers and anti-jokes is the same.

The ability to understand women!!

The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to fall down stairs sooner than you should have.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

The power to like this power

Invisible handwriting.

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

the ability to wake up on an elephant

to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to poo without wiping.

The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

The Power to have a bowel movement.

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!