The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to be there were you dont wanet to be!

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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The power to teabag bear- traps at will

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to dehydrate yourself at will.

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The power to become powerless

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!