the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to swallow chewed up food.

The power to lose this power.

The power to die at will.

The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to not think of a productive power.

the ability to enjoy school

The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to breathe

The ability to not have a super power.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

The Power to Heat Food with your Mind, only when it's in a microwave.

The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!