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The power to fly but only when touching the ground
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The power to be dead
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The power to hear in the dark.
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The power to shrink to your own size.
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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.
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Vanilla scented blood
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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.
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the power two peel m&ms -jesse
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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.
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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.
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The power to kick a kid in the balls.
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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.
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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.
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the power to blink 19 times a second
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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair
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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.
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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.
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Tah Puwir tu wright currectili
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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.
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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone
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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.
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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!