the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to troll the Internet.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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the power to turn wine into water.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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The power to see into the present

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the ability to turn off your super ability.....

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!