The power of minding your own business

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to fall up.

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The power to instantly become pregnant

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to speak in braille...

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!