the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the power to in power your self

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to obey gravity

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the ability to smoke crack but only infront of a cop

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!