The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to bleed

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The power to make hair grow in your forehead

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!