The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to see through glass

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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the power to turn retarted

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!