The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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being black

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the power to dance in the dark

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!